tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4389945172332432287.post7303696024491848569..comments2023-05-04T05:07:09.273-07:00Comments on Simple Musings: The rise and fall of love. Celebrity edition.Simple Musingshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03972933852651064813noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4389945172332432287.post-88344165402136826992012-07-04T14:46:12.241-07:002012-07-04T14:46:12.241-07:00Xenu must have disguised himself as Tom when he wa...Xenu must have disguised himself as Tom when he was porking Katie, otherwise she would be demanding a DNA test to get full custody. The beard theory won't be proven until we find out who was porking Tom.Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4389945172332432287.post-21636077180685861852012-07-03T10:11:35.096-07:002012-07-03T10:11:35.096-07:00Yeah there was a time when he was normal (Risky Bu...Yeah there was a time when he was normal (Risky Business, Top Gun) but then he crossed that line into weird (hello Eyes Wide Shut). <br /><br />Not gonna lie, I'm going to see Rock of Ages with the hubby tonight and I'm pretty stoked for it.Simple Musingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03972933852651064813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4389945172332432287.post-67423545152708434772012-07-03T09:20:00.362-07:002012-07-03T09:20:00.362-07:00Bravo! That relationship has always been odd in my...Bravo! That relationship has always been odd in my opinion. I wonder when Tom Cruise became the wacko he is today. I mean, I don't remember him being so bizarre back in the '80s, but I'm not sure when he became a Scientologist.Mrs. One Dayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13386318252760709869noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4389945172332432287.post-6410878500461755072012-07-03T06:33:49.748-07:002012-07-03T06:33:49.748-07:00I don't understand why knocking women complete...I don't understand why knocking women completely out during birth ever went out of vogue. Ladies in the 1950s knew what was up in more ways than one.Jess @ It's Jess!https://www.blogger.com/profile/02985255019884625767noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4389945172332432287.post-8817291222997201562012-07-02T18:36:54.604-07:002012-07-02T18:36:54.604-07:00It's like we mind melded again because I totes...It's like we mind melded again because I totes plan on having a silent birth. I totally have that in me. I figure I'm going to have all of the drugs, go into a deep slumber, they'll C-section the nugget out of me, and when I come to like a week later I'll have succeeded in a silent birth.Simple Musingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03972933852651064813noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4389945172332432287.post-45359435202859680152012-07-02T16:40:12.787-07:002012-07-02T16:40:12.787-07:00My favorite bizarre TomKat moment was during Suri&...My favorite bizarre TomKat moment was during Suri's birth when the paparazzi photographed people bringing poster boards with weird sayings on them about silence because of the weird scientology silent birth thing.<br />Idea! You should do a silent birth!Jess @ It's Jess!https://www.blogger.com/profile/02985255019884625767noreply@blogger.com