Wednesday, April 4, 2012

D is for Danger!


There's a crack in your path!

The other day I was at work. It was about 2:30 in the afternoon. I was outside walking back into the building because my husband was awesome enough to bring me a sprite with cherry add-in from Sonic. There was this girl walking in front of me in this hot hot heels. 

This girl, I don't really know her. We've spoken in passing, I'm not even sure what department she's in. I just know she's kind of a bitch. Always scowling at the world. Always has a smushed up lemon face. She's always kind of snappy- at least that's the impression I got. 

So I was watching her shoes while she was walking. They were these towering stilettos. A nude color as the base, hot pink and bright teal wrapping around the sole. Just a really gorgeous heel. I was in shoe lust. 

I noticed a crack in the sidewalk up ahead (I noticed it because more than once I've been a victim to it). I realized at the rate she was walking and the space between her steps that unless she noticed the crack herself (not likely since she was texting up a storm) her hot heel was going to go directly into the crack and she was going to eat it. (What math is that? What math did I use in my head?)

Unless I said something she was going down. 

I thought it over for a split second and I did what I'd want someone to do for me. I hollered the most dramatic thing I could muster:


Well, she missed the crack because she turned around to look at me like I was a lunatic. 

I should have let her eat it. 


  1. Hmph. You should've let her eat it. I know I would've. But you did the right thing. Who cares if she glares at you! The karma from that good deed will come back to you in a biiiig way.

  2. If you had let her go down, you might have been able to snatch the shoes and run...

  3. great sounding shoes... and who cares what she thought you saved the heel, its the only thing that counts

  4. You are too nice!! Hopefully karma will reward better does!!

  5. This post is too funny. I'm sure that lady will eat it some other day. I'm pretty jealous you have a sonic in a close radius to you as well!

    xoxo Lloralye @ Adorning Schemes A to Z


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