One of my favorite things ever is celebrity gossip. I can't help myself, I am obsessed and the more scandalous the better.
One of the best things ever is Laura Jean Poon's, I'm sorry- Reese Witherspoon's, arrest tape. I love it. I'm tired of hearing people call her America's sweetheart. I've had beef with Reese for a long long time. Don't like her. Don't like her face. Don't like her acting. Don't like how everyone seems to think she's so sweet when it seems fairly obvious to me that she is a huge cunt due to her having a bad case of cunt face. So this little piece of Internet glory really made my day: